sorry i don't speak mandarin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coderedcody
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Dadjoked my gf about her nipples

After sexy time last night, she goes "why do you always like my nipples so much?". I responded... "because without them your boobs are pointless". I died laughing and she sat there batting her eyelashes at me in disbelief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calicagoan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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Why did the can crusher quit its job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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