I just told my wife that our son peed in our bed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhxRising29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Salutations for the Swedish pre-fab furniture store.

Took my wife and 3yo to the big blue and yellow today. Pulling into the parking my kid says "Dad are we there yet?" and I said "Yup...<start waving> "Hi-kea"! And she laughed and my wife groaned. Then about an hour later we were driving out, car's quiet, kid is nodding off..and I just say really loud..."BYE-Kea!!!". More groans all around. So yeah, kind of a daily double.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedavemcsteve
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Just got mom joked

Saw my mom was wearing new purple and yellow shoes.

"Cool shoes, are they Lakers shoes?"

"No, they're for running. They would work at the lake though!"

Still not sure if she was kidding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stumpsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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