Is there literally any pun for an isabelle???
I cannot think of a single one, and all the other names have so many but I can't think of a pun for her.
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︎ Oct 03 2017
Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...
.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.
Best ham sand witch ever.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Do you know any puns about snakes?
Because I serpently don't.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
This community is a pun safe haven, but other subs have been oppressed by anti-punners. If you wish to join any pun war sub look in comments
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Any pun with that word "jhilam"?
There's this chick I wanna impress so can y'all suggest any pun.
Her name is "Jhilam"..
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, except from one
Heβs never gonna give you Up
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I don't think it's any faster
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
We donβt have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...
So if you do, lettuce know.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
The salesman at the furniture store told me, βThis sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.β
I said, βWhere the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?β
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today
Didn't see that one coming
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︎ Apr 07 2021
One astronaut says to another βI canβt find any milk for my coffeeβ
The other astronaut replies βIn space no one can, here use creamβ
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Not sure if my girlfriend knows any geography ...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
April Fools Jokes donβt get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low βHaβ.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Told my luggage there wonβt be any vacations because of COVID-19
Now Iβm dealing with emotional baggage
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Our Chinese food came without any cookiesβ¦
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Is there any ice in Leicester?
There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Did you know theyβre not making yardsticks any longer?
Fortunately, theyβre not making them any shorter either.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
It shares border with more states than any other. Missouri loves company.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Why aren't there any Calvinist monks?
They don't believe in chants.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.
A student asked "what if you're ugly?'
As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
if someone drinks the same tea every day with no interest in trying any new blends
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I went on a vacation to Hungary, but I couldn't find a hotel with any vacancies.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Does anyone have any polish remover?
I canβt get this Polish guy to leave.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since heβs moved away, he wonβt paint any more.
I guess heβs now an ex-cape-artist...
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I couldnβt think of any original chemistry jokes
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.
She said "They're right behind you!"
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Did you know that Canada doesn't have any Wells Fargo locations?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Any software people here?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
The salesman at the furniture store told me, "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problem."
I said, "Where the fuck am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Did you hear they are not making yard sticks any longer?
Theyβre not making them any shorter either.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I am nor sure my sister knows any geography...
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︎ Apr 03 2021
The salesman at the furniture store told me, βThis sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.β
I said, βWhere the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?β
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