I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Can anyone remember. . ..
....the chiropractor joke I put on here about a week back?
Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio ?
It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime
Does anyone still use this thread?
I haven't seen anyone since last year
Can anyone tell me the Japanese word for "good"
I dont know it, but I thought umaido
Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer....?
Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters?
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
If anyone is looking to have a custom ark built for them
Has anyone realize “The IRS”
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
You can’t blame anyone for the road you’re on.
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?
Anyone: I’m gunna run down to the convenient store and get something to drink.
Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.
Anyone got any good jokes about bums?
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...
Does anyone have any good bread puns?
I knead more so my humor can rise.
Why do can't anyone get angry with actors?
Because they always make up!
Anyone have any Egyptian jokes?
I am in a roasting war and in need of assistance.
Best Friend: “Why aren’t you dating anyone?” Me: “Call Me John”
“Cause I ain’t Cena girl worth my time yet”
Does anyone know what LGBTQ means?
No one is giving me a straight answer
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
Has anyone tried SleepEzy™ earplugs?
We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the...
A ‘divine’ healer in his ‘miracle’ ministry called, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed for, please come forward to the front."
With that, John got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, " John, what do you want me to pray for you?"
John replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on John's ear, placed his other hand on top of John's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "John, how is your hearing now?"
John answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday in the "Magistrate Court."
If anyone is alone this Christmas and has nobody to spend it with, please let me know..
I really need to borrow some chairs.
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....
I've got loads of back issues.
Idk if anyone has posted this before
Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet...?
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while
Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?
Help! I can't read anyone's posts!
I never learned sign language.
Anyone else notice
the Supreme Court has been more Ruthless than normal?
Anyone else surprised we don't see more toddlers with criminal charges?
Mine's always resisting a rest.
Does anyone remember the joke I posted about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it!
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
