Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I think whoever made this book is a total quack
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Shout out to whoever made the word plethora.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Whoever invented knock knock jokes
Should get a no bell prize
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︎ Dec 09 2020
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Whoever stole my anti depressant pill
I hope your fucking happy
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Whoever did this is in big treble
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︎ Jun 04 2020
They said I can be whoever I want.
So I decided to be a grammar nazi and informed them it's "whomever".
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︎ Sep 30 2020
This one goes out to whoever invented the zero
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Thanks to whoever left some goodies hanging all through my morning walk today..
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︎ Jun 14 2020
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
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︎ May 24 2020
Whoever named pirate's telescopes spyglasses really missed an opportunity.
They should have been called "Ayeglasses."
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︎ Jun 16 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.
You have my word.
(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Whoever you are, I will plot a revenge in your garden...
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Whoever named Antarctica was an idiot.
There's like no ants there. At all.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
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︎ Jan 26 2017
Whoever invented "Knock knock" jokes...
should get a no-bell prize.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
π︎ 17
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︎ Sep 23 2020
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office ....
I will find you. You have my Word.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Whoever stole my antidepressants
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︎ Jun 17 2020
To whoever stole my antidepressants...
I hope youβre happy now!
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.
π︎ 58
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︎ Jun 05 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word!
π︎ 202
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
π︎ 10
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︎ Jul 08 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
π︎ 26
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︎ May 19 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my Word!
π︎ 12
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︎ May 06 2020
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
should get a no bell prize.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ May 09 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
π︎ 259
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︎ Sep 16 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
I will find you. You have my Word!
π︎ 20
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
π︎ 63
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︎ Nov 12 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you...
π︎ 820
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Whoever stole my anti depressants
π︎ 124
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︎ Aug 23 2019
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get an award
π︎ 12
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︎ Mar 02 2020
To whoever stole my anti depressants
I hope youβre happy now
π︎ 160
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you
π︎ 8
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Whoever stole my antidepressants..
π︎ 106
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︎ Nov 02 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
π︎ 238
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Dear whoever stole my disc copy of Microsoft office
I will find you. You have my Word.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Whoever created zero
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︎ Oct 04 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!
π︎ 71
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︎ Jul 24 2019
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
π︎ 44
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
π︎ 21
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Dear whoever invented the number zero
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
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