Wikipedias pun game is strong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fritzifu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I was arrested for downloading the entirety of Wikipedia

I told them I could explain everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkyapples12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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I was placed under arrest for downloading the whole Wikipedia website

I told the officer "Wait! I can explain everything!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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you wouldn't download a wikipedia /r/teenagers/comments/m4e…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanbiotxt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjthetrainman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjthetrainman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Wikipedia downloader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skydude64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Wikipedia on jackhammers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Booze_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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What do you call a very long Wikipedia article?

A scroll of knowledge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Wikipedia says there are only 2 atms in Antarctica.

But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Droopyk1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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This may be TMI, but the English Wikipedia alone has 5.77 million articles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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german wikipedia is kraut-sourced
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaguecertainty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Tomatoes are fruits according to wikipedia...

That makes ketchup a smoothie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.

[cetacean needed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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Wikipedia doesn't have a beef with puns. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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Wikipedia:Lists of common misspellings/Homophones en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dak0tah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Officer: You’re under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia servers...

Me: But officer, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait. I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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β€˜I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’

β€˜Wait! I can explain everything!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedzuuzaaa
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Me: Wait, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Officer "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."

Me ,"No, wait. I can explain everything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudpucket2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.

Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aheadassnigga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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β€œYou are under arrest for downloading the whole of Wikipedia!”

β€œWait, I can explain everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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