What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
Baby Roach: “Papa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?”
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
So what if I can't spell apocalipse"?
It's not like it's the end of the world.
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
If Kai was a flower, what would he be?
If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
What would Juliet's lover be named if he was gay?
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she was still alive today?
Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....
I asked my wife, if there's anything she regrets in our marriage. Do you know what she said?
My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?
>! Revenge of the Fifth!<
What happens if you put your hand in the blender?
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
What should you do if your omelette starts floating?
A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
If the stork is the burd that brings babies, what is the bird that prevents babies ?
What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
What should you do if your nose goes on strike?
What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros
What should you do if there's a sink knocking on your door?
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?
It's not the end of the world.
What do you get if you cross elephant dung and a pygmy?
A little shit about 3 ft. tall
I never thought about what to do with a telescope if I got one.
I guess I should look into it.
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?
What would the Property Brothers show be called if they were alien skeletons?
what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper
What’s the worst thing that’ll happen to the Gaetz household if he gets busted?
His son will end up an empty Nestor.
So I had a classmate in chemistry ask what would happen if we were to use gamma rays to cook food, so I said...
It would give a whole new meaning to nuking your food
If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?
If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?
What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?
If 3 lefts make a right, what do 2 rights make?
What should you do if you see a space man?
What happens to you if you pee on the floor?
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
If you’re Russian when you go in the washroom and you’re Finnish when you come out, what are you when you’re in there?
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
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