From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call R-rated puns
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do r/puns members eat for breakfast?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Hey r/subway, subway gave me the wrong order. What should I do?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Son: Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? Dad: I know you think itβs R, but I think itβs X. Son: Why?
No, itβs definitely not Y.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What happened to r/flatearthscience?
2020 pushed them over the edge.
(Actual post and comment from r/conspiracy. Just thought it belonged here!)
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Whatβs the difference between r/dadjokes and r/badjokes?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
what'r y'all in for?
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︎ May 10 2019
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? (Repost from r/dadjokes)
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Found on r/AskReddit on question "what is something that seems too good to be true but isn't?"
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︎ Dec 12 2018
What I love about r/dadjokes is how wholesome these posts are
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︎ Aug 08 2019
What do you get if you cross /r/aww with /r/iamveryrandom?
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Not a dad joke, but what's up with r/PunPatrol in here?
This is a safe place for puns! Leave the dad jokes alone! Or so help me God, you will be punished.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What could be a better pun? Good post u/TwoCrossbows on r/memes.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldnβt wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, βThey r/dadjokes.β
The son said, βWhatβs slash dad jokes?β
Kids, right!
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︎ May 12 2019
The thread on this r/AskReddit question: Married people of Reddit, what one piece of advice you wish you could give to yourself when you were single?
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Hey r/dadjokes what's up?
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︎ Feb 26 2017
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? (X-post /r/jokes)
Aye Matey!
EDIT: Yarr Thanks far the treasure laddy, I do love me some gold.
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︎ Jun 02 2014
What's the breakfast of choice for readers of /r/dadjokes?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
What is a pirates favorite letter? (hint: it's not R)
Most people think Rrrr but a pirates true love be the C.
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︎ Jul 08 2018
Say what you like about Harrison Ford, he's got a good point (x-post /r/pics)
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︎ Apr 09 2016
What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
I asked my wife if she knew what kind of car I drove before we met...(x-post from r/funny because someone suggested it)
Her: "No, what kind?"
Me: "I drove a Toyota, Pre-us."
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︎ Nov 27 2018
What do you call a bunch of ships made of belly button lint? [x-post /r/jokes]
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︎ Nov 17 2017
In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/
Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar
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︎ Mar 24 2017
What do you call an asexual R&B singer?
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︎ Jan 01 2018
What do you call it when you submit OC to /r/dadjokes?
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︎ Apr 03 2018
What are these? Soda cans for ants?! [x-post - /r/thingsforants]
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︎ Mar 30 2014
What do you call a defender of a castle who is too weak? (X-post r/Jokes)
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︎ Dec 21 2017
a Reddit employee was asked what he thought of r/DadJokes
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︎ Jul 31 2017
[x-post r/showerthoughts] What do you call a college on a boat?
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︎ Feb 11 2018
What does r/dadjokes like to eat for breakfast?
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︎ Feb 17 2017
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︎ May 11 2014
(X-post /r/jokes) Do you know what E.T. is short for?
So he can fit into his spaceship.
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︎ Dec 31 2015
What's the answer to this pun/rebus? [Xpost from r/rebus]
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︎ Dec 29 2015
Hey r/dadjokes, what's my elf name?
I need an elf name for a 5k charity run. It's called "The Big Elf Run" and it has to be family friendly. But seeing as this is the most creative sub on Reddit I thought you guys could help.
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︎ Nov 29 2016
I am a Demi-God but I wasn't satisfied with it. I told my God I wanted to be more. Now I'm Demi Moore. What do? (x-post /r/fifthworldproblems)
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︎ May 25 2015
What's the difference between the hulk and broccoli (x-post from /r/funny)
I dunno the difference but they're both steamed
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︎ Jun 23 2016
Whatβs the most comfortable empire? (X-post r/jokes)
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︎ Jan 02 2018
What do you call a communist comedian? (X-post r/Jokes)
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︎ Apr 17 2018
[x-post /r/jokes] What do you call an expert at making ship parts?
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︎ May 20 2015
What do you call a soldier who's been hit by pepper spray? [x-post r/army]
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