Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?
Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.
What do you call it when a girl's butt looks hot but is really cold to the touch?
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
What I don't like about rain is its attitude...
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.
I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
What do you call it when there is nothing on your math homework?
What is it called when an amputee does karate?
What is it called when a teen has a baby?
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
I bought my son a car accessory as a surprise but my wife told him what is was before I gave it to him.
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
What is it called when a candle eats another candle?
It is really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
What do you call it when a transgender interpreter is late to work?
What is it called when you drop your snack
What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly?
What is it called When a midget looks at you and happily starts waving his hand.......
When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?
Dad: If there is some of it, then it's good. If it is ful of it, it's bad. What's the thing?
Me in my new underwear: I don't know....
Dad: Awe.
I don’t know what it is about planes but
They seem to have really taken off recently.
What is hungry, but it can't eat?
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
What is it called when a bug ends its own life?
What time of the year is it usually fly or die for baby birds?
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence?
What is it called when a priest is a popping a cyst?
What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?
The penultimate, ultimate pen.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
What is it called when you get sent to a prison made of only two elements?
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
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