The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
Last year, my wife was so angry that I forgot to buy her a Christmas present, but that's not happening this time, because I bought her present two months ago! It's all wrapped up, sitting under the tree, waiting for her on Christmas Day!!
She's going to love these flowers!
Going to be a dad officially in a month... I think the change is happening.
Went to visit the in-laws, and as soon as we walk in the door
Mother-in-law: So, JustAPaddy, what are you upto?
Me: Oh, about 6'1"
My father-in-law laughed hard and pats me on the shoulder, we are the only two that laughed... my wife and MIL groaned
Does it seem to anyone else like every single thing in reddit lately is being posted to 3 or more subs and reaching the front page multiple times? Why is this happening so much lately?
reddit.com/r/NoStupidQues…
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
Did you hear what happened to the Americans when they changed to Kilograms from Pounds?
There was a mass confusion.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked “what happens if the ball lands in the house”
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
What happened to the graffiti when dad saw it on his fence?
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
What happened when the chicken became possessed?
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.
She said: “Not tonight. Period.”
What happened to the egg that kept going to the gym?
What happened to the alcoholic gymnast?
They were prone to rolling blackouts.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What happened to the steak that fell down?
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
The answer is what happened
What the fuck happened to this sub??
https://imgur.com/ImM3RWz
Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?
His parents gave him an airful.
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No Time.”
What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?
What happened to the midget who smoked a lot of pot ?
What Happened To The Tree That Got Lost?
He took the wrong root and couldnt leaf
What happened when a strawberry decided to cross the road?
What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?
What happened to the man who stepped on a blue jay
He was arrested for jaywalking
What happened to the magician who was driving down the street?
He turned into a driveway.
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
What happened to the frog when he wrecked his car ?
What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
What happened when the guitars got in a fight?
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