A list of puns related to "Potty Training"
Now instead of pooping in her diaper, she assumes the poosition
An envy pee.
(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)
I'm doing asbestos I can!
My daughter tried to go poop today for the first time on the potty. It didn't go well. There was "one that got away" if you know what I mean. She got excited and ran out of the bathroom without being properly cleaned up. It ended up on the rug in her room (she has a brown and green rug so it blended right in) and my wife found it by stepping on it. I had to run to the store to get some carpet cleaner. I get home and she has it mostly cleaned up. This is where it starts: Wife: I got most of it out already. Me: Ok. I'll get the rest with the cleaner. Wife: I scrubbed it pretty good for like twenty minutes. Me: To get it that clean, I thought it would have taken about turd-y minutes. She groaned and my son and I laughed.
He's #1 at #2.
I told him that I would be happy to consider LASIK, but wondered how it would help us potty train him?
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