Based upon my shameful behaviour after drinking, I finally decided to quit drinking altogether.

Now I drink all alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why do British people display such an inviting behaviour?

Because they add U to everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Yesterday I witnesseded a very odd behaviour of a shark, it just swam beside other fish without any intention to harm it

I think it followed ocean's ethical cod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oded_Gendelman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding

But I know it’s just cultured behaviour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I hear prisoners in jail get drunk a lot

They hang around bars 24/7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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my grandfather told the family to behave themselves when I brought my girlfriend over for dinner

He told my brothers and even my dad to be on their best behaviour, and not to be making inappropriate jokes at the dinner table.

We'd just sat down to dinner when he turned and asked my girlfriend

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega Sore Ass!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roryok
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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My dad has all the options ready

So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.

Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.

Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cammorecruit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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Passed Probation

*"Hey dad, I passed probation at <Company I recently started at> today" *

"Does that mean you get some days off for good behaviour?"

"No, but it does mean that they can't fire me at will"

"Who is Will? "

Walked right into that one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoneCar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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