I just don't think the kids should be given homework.
All javelins to me
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
To a degree, yes.
Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
For a teacher who keeps working in the end times. i'll put mine in the comments so people can tell me which are bad :p
A Scholarship ;]
It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
An oxymoron.
English Lit.
but I found it a little derivative
Macademia!
I am trying to come up with a punny title for my research essay, in which I studied the connection between standards of education and a nation's economy. Thanks!
Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:
Sharks go to Hai-Schools!
This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we don’t call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!
How can one be board of education?
By getting his masters degree.
I asked one of the workers what display was supposed to be at the empty table next to theirs; I knew the worker was a dad because he replied:
"It was supposed to be a BDSM Safety table, but none of them could make it...I guess they were all tied up."
they learned in Aztech.
My son commented on a sign that said "Lavatory" instead of "Restroom".
I said "So, if a Lavatory is underground, does that make is a Magmatory?"
Eyerolls from the boy, but my wife laughed, so I got that going for me.
He couldn´t take the pressure... hehe
Dad: Can you double major?
Me: I already am a double major
Dad: Can you triple major?
Me: No, that's not allowed.
Dad: Can you colonel?
The hippocampus.
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
