Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
The tree hated losing his foliage in September.
When it grew back in March, he was so relieved.
My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.
I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Grandad always hated the milkman
My grandad always hated the milkman. Every time the guy limped up to the door (he’d had his foot damaged in the war) to drop off our delivery grandad would always grumble and mutter. I asked the old man what he had against the milkman. I never got a good answer.
It wasn’t until years later that I figured out that grandad was just lack toes intolerant.
I've always hated Santa for some reason...
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but
I've always hated stair lifts..
They really drive me up the wall.
My brother hated going to jail
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to stay away from them
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
What's the most hated vegetable in the world?
My ex hated language, so I had to dump her.
I couldn't be with someone who was anti-semantic.
Idk why The Police are being hated on sooo much.
I mean they have their problems, but I still think that they are a great band!
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
I’ve always hated washing my hands with hot water
But I’ve started warming up to it
I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy
He was lack toes intolerant.
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
I hated my job as an origami teacher
I don't know why some people hated soda...
it's only a "soft" drink after all
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.
At first i really hated my foot fungus
but it’s really starting to grow on me
I told my wife I hated her new eyebrow job.
She looked very surprised.
you know... i’ve always hated my middle and index finger...
but i’m okay now, i’ve made peace with them.
When we were young my mum used dress me and my brother in the same clothes and we hated it.
My dad hated this
My friend told me if you mix ash with water you get something acidic I told him "ha that lye"
Got a new haircut, I hated it at first, but it’s growing on me
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
What did the kid that hated winter do to shorten it?
I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!
I've always hated warts but....
The mountain I hated finally left
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
3 hated 4 and the front hated the back.
They didn’t like all the back and fourth.
The French really hated the English
They even eliminated tea entirely from their pronunciations.
I've always hated throw pillows, but this one is dope!
I had a blind dog who hated cats
But he was always barking up the wrong tree
There was a guy who REALLY hated the elevator.
He took many steps to avoid it.
The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.
But she slowly started warming up to it.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
The colonists hated the king.
One might be able say that he just wasn't their cup of tea.
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
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