My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.

He was always going on about those damn tree-huggers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I may have gotten my hatred of English tradition from dad...

But I can only speculate because he was an absent-tea father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What do you call hatred towards Sikh headwear?

Disturbance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killchain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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Number One

Friend 1: I love that song!

Friend 2: Yeah it’s a bop.

Me: Yeah i heard that it was number one at the BOPS office.

Both friends: glares of pure hatred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mck12001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Embarrassed myself in class laughing at my friend's reaction to my top quality material

So today in my physiology lecture we were talking about muscles and we touched on connective tissue and our prof said something about "broad bands of connective tissue" and I turned to my friend next to me and go "If there's broad bands of connective tissue do you think there's Wi-Fi of connective tissue?". He just sighed and told me he was going to punch me before going back to writing his notes with a look of pure hatred on his face.

(I tried to contain my laughter to his reaction and ended up snorting really loudly like a minute later when I heard him snicker)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bca231
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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My Easter/Moses/Passover dad joke

I stepped out of the shower and my girlfriend was watching The Prince of Egypt, an animated movie about Moses. A musical number is about to begin and she tells me, "Good, you're about to see the best part! Moses found out he's Jewish and he's in denial."

"Why'd he get back in the Nile?" I said. She gave me a confused look followed by a disappointed sigh. Her underlying hatred of me grows with every dad joke. Had to share it with you guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzacat666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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