I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their moustache, and suddenly...

She isn’t your friend anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrYellowfield
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I made this. Do you hate me yet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lianrhod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?

He replied "Chai, nah".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I said to my wife β€œI hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”

She said β€œthen wear your own one then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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You know what I hate about Croatia?

When the cops start to Pula me over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianHusky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurikidink
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?".

I'm not 'Listening To Me', I'm Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perceptor555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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You know, I really hate companies like EA

Pay Β£2.99 to view punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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You know what I hate about broken pencils?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ialex2005i
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. That’s why I hate FPS games.

I’m always feeding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntiGrumpyKat
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peanut_Butt3r675
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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You know what I hate?
  1. Lists
  2. Irony
  3. Lipstick in my valentino white bag
  4. Lipstick in my valentino white bag
  5. Repetitions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I hate it when people ask me,”what do you think the future is going to be like?”

I don’t have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W4ffleZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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You know, I just really hate bathrooms...

That’s where all the dicks hang out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quartzite12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I hate myself for drawing this. I present to you, iron man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMcFukmutty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I hate those "loyalty cards" that you get from Starbucks, etc.

I got "too many" points on one of them, and now I'm not allowed to drive :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I hate spelling. You mess up just 2 letters, and your word is urined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflyguy87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I hate those people who come and pound on your door, telling you to get out or you’ll burn.

Stupid firefighters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"

Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.

Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilbrent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Do you know why I hate circles?

I think they're utterly pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Plane56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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"I hate everything you stand for!"

I yelled at the poor man whose chair had been stolen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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You know why I hate Julius Caesar jokes?

They always kill me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricICX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"

And the sheep goes "You herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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You know why I hate butternut squash?

I always get the butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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You know what I hate about Hasbro?

They're such trouble makers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GinoDBambin0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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I hate when people spell 'your' when they mean 'you're'.

There so stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tombola201uk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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I don’t know about you guys but I hate splinters.

They are always getting under my skin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueboy9120
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I hate one-upmanship more than you do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Do you know why i hate bottom feeders

Because there all shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodstuff32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes.

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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I hate it when people don’t know the difference between your and you’re

There so stupid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

Stupid firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

Stupid Firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get β€œsaved” or you'll β€œburn”

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zozi0102
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I hate it when people mix up Your and You’re.

Their so stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalzonkly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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You know what I hate?

People who answer their own questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I hate those people who knock at your door and say you need to be saved or you’ll burn.

Stupid firefighters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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