I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
I made this. Do you hate me yet?
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...
I said to my wife “I hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”
She said “then wear your own one then”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"
I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?".
I'm not 'Listening To Me', I'm Dad!
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. That’s why I hate FPS games.
I hate that feeling after surgery when you're not sure if you're awake or asleep
or if you operated on the right patient.
You know, I really hate companies like EA
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You know what I hate about broken pencils?
You know what I hate?
- Lists
- Irony
- Lipstick in my valentino white bag
- Lipstick in my valentino white bag
- Repetitions
Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
I hate it when people ask me,”what do you think the future is going to be like?”
You know, I just really hate bathrooms...
That’s where all the dicks hang out
I hate those "loyalty cards" that you get from Starbucks, etc.
I got "too many" points on one of them, and now I'm not allowed to drive :(
I hate myself for drawing this. I present to you, iron man.
I hate spelling. You mess up just 2 letters, and your word is urined.
I hate those people who come and pound on your door, telling you to get out or you’ll burn.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
"I hate everything you stand for!"
I yelled at the poor man whose chair had been stolen.
Do you know why I hate circles?
I think they're utterly pointless.
You know why I hate butternut squash?
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
You know why I hate Julius Caesar jokes?
You know what I hate about Hasbro?
They're such trouble makers.
I don’t know about you guys but I hate splinters.
They are always getting under my skin
I hate when people spell 'your' when they mean 'you're'.
I hate one-upmanship more than you do.
Do you know why i hate bottom feeders
Because there all shellfish
You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
I hate it when people don’t know the difference between your and you’re
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"...
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
Stupid Firemen
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"
I hate it when people mix up Your and You’re.
I hate those people who knock at your door and say you need to be saved or you’ll burn.
You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions.
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