What does a tea hater say to the waiter who brought them tea when they ordered coffee?

That's not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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The guy with 1 hater then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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People who dislike breadfeeding in public are not haters.

They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/latinrprince79
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I just joined a group of wealthy bell haters

I can’t believe I’m finally part of the nobellity!

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HATERS BEWARE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metadatab
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Do Your Wurst. Food Pun Haters, The Yolk's On You (I hope this is allowed) npr.org/sections/thesalt/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KermitMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My friend on IG reach the 1 million milestone and he asked me β€œHow do my haters like me now?”

By double tapping...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z233444
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Gotta protect against all those wool shoe haters out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGreenThumb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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NASCAR haters are racists
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLucksmith-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Haters will say it's Photoshop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/planetary_facts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What does SilentΓ³ call his haters?

His naenaesayers

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Haters gonna hate. imgur.com/PhXyrsA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmccordmattm
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What did Van Gogh say to the haters?

I can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbuttblast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...

... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglehawk2011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?

An alma hater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooistejongen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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saw this the other day... laughed my ass off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eeeiue
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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30 Skeleton puns. Can you handle the skull rattling mayhem?

The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.

The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.

The Duke of Dance: help.

Sans: I gotta write these down.

The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit

The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.

Sans: I find this humerus.

The Duke of Dance: damn

The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.

The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.

Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.

The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.

The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.

The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.

The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.

Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?

The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hip hip hooray here.

Sans: That was alright.

The Duke of Dance: Are you having a femury time?

The Duke of Dance: I find myself sacruming to the need to make puns.

The Duke of Dance: helpican'tstop

Sans: I'm having a pun time.

The Duke of Dance: I'm gonna turbinate my puns, cuz i'm on my last leg-bones here.

The Duke of Dance: i'm getting desperate, you can tell.

The Duke of Dance: I didn't name a specific bone.

The Duke of Dance: Which is almost completely mandableitory.

The Duke of Dance: I have made more puns tonight than i have in a LONG time.

The Duke of Dance: Throw me a bone here, have i made enough skeleton puns?

Sans: There will never be enough skeleton puns. Mind makin' a list for me?

The Duke of Dance: Do

The Duke of Dance: Do you want me to write everything i just said down for you?

The Duke of Dance: I'm quivering at the thought of coming up with more skeleton puns.

Sans: I don't see any arrows.

Sans: Don't be a lazy bones, come up with more.

The Duke of Dance: I'll see you later, my vertebrah.

Sans: Have you any backbone?

The Duke of Dance: I already made that one.

The Duke of Dance: :3

Sans: SCREW IT, I'M MAKING ANOTHER

The Duke of Dance: Not so easy coming up with fresh material, is it?

The Duke of Dance: Also, "quiver" is another name for one of your joints.

The Duke of Dance: I'm just really looking at medical sites for this shit.

Sans: CURSE YOU GOOGLE.

The Duke of Dance: it's tibea expected. <Favorite skeleton pun, using it again

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you do when your kid is treated badly in school?

You dad on them haters.

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