My cat's a f'n commie!
All he ever talks about is Mao.
I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...
I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.
I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.
I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.
After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con
What do you call a meeting for Lenin and Stalin enthusiasts?
a commie-con
What can you find in every Soviet restaurant?
A commie chef.
The roles were reversed this time...
My dad has been growing a moustache for Movember, and I commented on it.
Me: You know, you should grow a Lenin beard; it'd suit you.
Him: Really?
Me: Yeah, you could cosplay as Lenin and go to conventions! Hey, you could go to CommieCon! [satisfied grin]
