My cat's a f'n commie!

All he ever talks about is Mao.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Does this pun believe here ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keyckes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call a Russian Comedian?

A Commie-dian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sevv_666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...

I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.

I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.

After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izaya189
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What do you call a meeting for Lenin and Stalin enthusiasts?

a commie-con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpilepticMoose
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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What can you find in every Soviet restaurant?

A commie chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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The roles were reversed this time...

My dad has been growing a moustache for Movember, and I commented on it.

Me: You know, you should grow a Lenin beard; it'd suit you.

Him: Really?

Me: Yeah, you could cosplay as Lenin and go to conventions! Hey, you could go to CommieCon! [satisfied grin]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jec178
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