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Commie Puns

A list of puns related to "Commie"

My cat's a f'n commie!

All he ever talks about is Mao.

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👤︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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👤︎ u/Keyckes
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call a Russian Comedian?

A Commie-dian

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👤︎ u/Sevv_666
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I dressed up as a Soviet penis at a party last Halloween, but no one found it funny...

I was hoping the costume would have a more Commie-dick effect.

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👤︎ u/Twisted_Shogun
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.

I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.

After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con

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👤︎ u/izaya189
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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What do you call a meeting for Lenin and Stalin enthusiasts?

a commie-con

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👤︎ u/EpilepticMoose
📅︎ May 01 2017
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What can you find in every Soviet restaurant?

A commie chef.

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👤︎ u/StephenHunterUK
📅︎ May 04 2018
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The roles were reversed this time...

My dad has been growing a moustache for Movember, and I commented on it.

Me: You know, you should grow a Lenin beard; it'd suit you.

Him: Really?

Me: Yeah, you could cosplay as Lenin and go to conventions! Hey, you could go to CommieCon! [satisfied grin]

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👤︎ u/Jec178
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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