Because he wants all my teeth straight
“Give it to me straight, doc.”
Its always straight lines, never gay lines.
He told me: “No, I live in a house”.
I mean imagine having forefathers
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
There is absolutely no need to be afraid of home.
She said we can’t get full marks unless our lines are drawn straight
They always ask for a straight line
A bi-got.
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.
wife bad amiright?
..because everytime someone walked in, I'd scream "get a load of this guy!"
"Of course! poof you're a sandwich."
In the 80's when there were a lot of homophobic attacks on people, a brilliant activist named Theodore Jones came up with the idea of an enclave for homosexuals.
A safe haven.
And it had fencing all around and controlled entry.
After he passed away from AIDS they named it after him:
"The Gay Ted" community.
That's why we call it a gated community now.
