What did Kurt Cobain say after opening a 13 year old bottle of vodka?

Smells like teen spirit

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📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow

And said to her "Cought any love?"

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📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Looking for a pun about Kurt Cobain or Nirvana

I'd like to know what you guys come up with to tell my friends

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📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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I wanted to tell a Kurt Cobain joke..

..but Nevermind

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📅︎ Aug 07 2014
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A darker one my 10 year old dropped on me... (possibly triggering)

She could see I was stressed out with work and she and I have a very dark sense of humour.

Hey Dad, you ok?

Yeah li'l beat just over worker and tired and stressed about the holidays.

"hey dad, lots of men struggle with mental health don't worry about it too much, Robin Williams and Kurt Cobain daughters turned out just fine."

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👤︎ u/rogalporn
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Real dad joke story time.

I was in a medieval literature class in college and the professor asked the class, "what can we tell about courtly love."

To which I respond, "well, she wasn't much help to Kurt Cobain."

No one laughed while I beamed with pride at my joke.

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📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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In a little-known piece of rock history..

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi's LA estate.

Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge's tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole's debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole's lead singer.

Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied ...

"Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name."

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📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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