The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
[Meta] love for you jokester dads
The only think I miss about my (otherwise awful) father is his sense of humor. Thank you from the bottom of my heart (and the top of my face palms) for every groaner, pun, and repeat.
Love,
All us fatherless (for whatever reason) redditors
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
Everyone loves pie. But when's the best time for pie?
I know some really great jokes for people who love sheep
Let me know if you herd them.
TIL about a college for lumberjacks. I know I'd love to know more about that.
Wooden U ?
(This post made me think of it.)
The love for Brie cheese is real.
That’s what exactly happened every time I tried to reach out for love
My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.
She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.
I for one, love Roman numerals
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
It’s a wreath of Franklin
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:
For non-dads who love puns
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
As a Physician I love checking for peoples reflexes,
I get a real kick out of it.
A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".
Cos misery loves company!
(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)
I love eggs for breakfast.
You just can't beat them.
I love peanuts... But it’s hard for a peanut to love you back when it’s been asalted all its life.
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta
Madonna has confessed her love for Indian snacks in a song
My wife is always complaining she has been waiting for the day that i will love her 24/7
I just told her that day has finally come.
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
There’s no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.
I love my wife. She won't settle for anything.
What is a 3 letter word for playful, loyal, and unconditional love?
Not enough love for avocados ... amirite?!
I don't know where love for shoes comes from. Must run in my jeans.
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At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
I, for one, love Roman numerals.
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