Iā€™d love to start a cheese business

But I lac-tose funds.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KaleepoBlues
šŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why do priests love swiss cheese?

Beacuse it's very holey

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/icemage27
šŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jigsatics
šŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a small horse that loves Italian cheese?

A mascarpony

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PygmeePony
šŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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The love for Brie cheese is real.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tna1416
šŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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If you love tortilla chips and cheese

Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/JDMskater04
šŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My friend loves fancy cheese so much it's almost religious.

You might say she has a personal relationship with cheeses.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ProfDa
šŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I love shredded cheese

It's just grate

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/wawoodworth
šŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I love making Grilled Cheese

To me, there is nothing Grater

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Murphy223
šŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I love jokes about cheese.

They're usually pretty gouda.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OnyxSwangin
šŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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I just love shredding cheese

it feels grate

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/joseph_yau
šŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I'd love to eat more cheese

but I don't want to get feta.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LoveFoolosophy
šŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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What do you call an armored animal who loves cheese?

A quesodillo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Mister-Bear
šŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I love french cheeses

Nothing better than summer bries

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/snuzet
šŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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My coworker loves cheese danishes.

With mouth full of pastry, he says to me "I love these cheese danishes. If I could marry them, I would."

"Why don't you just find a nice Danish girl to settle down with instead?" I replied.

"Why?" He queried.

"She's Danish."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mr_arm
šŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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I love goats cheese

I used to have it as a kid

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