Iād love to start a cheese business
But I lac-tose funds.
Why do priests love swiss cheese?
Beacuse it's very holey
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
What do you call a small horse that loves Italian cheese?
A mascarpony
If you love tortilla chips and cheese
Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy
My friend loves fancy cheese so much it's almost religious.
You might say she has a personal relationship with cheeses.
I love shredded cheese
It's just grate
I love making Grilled Cheese
To me, there is nothing Grater
I love jokes about cheese.
They're usually pretty gouda.
I just love shredding cheese
it feels grate
I'd love to eat more cheese
but I don't want to get feta.
What do you call an armored animal who loves cheese?
A quesodillo.
I love french cheeses
Nothing better than summer bries
My coworker loves cheese danishes.
With mouth full of pastry, he says to me "I love these cheese danishes. If I could marry them, I would."
"Why don't you just find a nice Danish girl to settle down with instead?" I replied.
"Why?" He queried.
"She's Danish."
I love goats cheese
I used to have it as a kid
