A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"

Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bri_IsTheMeOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What is a feline bar tenders favorite drink?

Cat-a-tonic

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Now are children are older, I get to appreciate my wife, a Fun, Attentive, Tender, Caring Old Woman

Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleep_adict
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpidersInSpanish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A snake walks into a bar...

Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahimifire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....

Chew Chew β€˜ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.

It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."

The horse says "Sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousPotat0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?

Chicken tenders.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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You have to be brave to be a bar tender

It's whiskey business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/priestlyemu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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The only decisions bar tenders make...

are pour decisions

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plz-dont-follow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...

I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBear89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Tenders
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirateofthegulf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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A termite walks into a bar and says: β€œis the BAR TENDER here?”

This probably isn’t the first time you’ve seen this joke

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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After the husband refused to stretch his tender loins, his wife started placing his favorite dinner on the roof for him...

But the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxymoronix
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year

Today I could be a free man !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...

"Excuse me sir.Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a farmer that raises hens?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I tried to talk to my daughter about her chicken nuggets obsession, it didn't go well.

It was a tender subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...

Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"

Me: "No... They're made of buff."

She didn't talk to me the whole way home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuctTapeNinja99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day

I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantsalot99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Picking Strawberries to give away can be a fruitful endeavour! No punnet tendered.
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The bar tender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."

Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heliattackpe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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2 termites walk into a bar and ask where is the bar tender?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mjk1573
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A termite walks into a bar

and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call people that care for chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samstar123456789
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What are you if you take care of a chicken?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warkun5400
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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People who own chicken farms are literally chicken tenders.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A termite walks into a bar and asks...

Is the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjosandcellos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plz-dont-follow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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If you take care of chickens, you become the chicken tender
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1if
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, β€œhey, why the long face?”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rydawg987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do you call someone who raises chickens for a living?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relic180
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

Chicken tenders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamesimon75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?

Bunch of chicken tenders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A termite walks into a bar and asks...

is the Bar Tender here?

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