A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What is a feline bar tenders favorite drink?
Now are children are older, I get to appreciate my wife, a Fun, Attentive, Tender, Caring Old Woman
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...
For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A snake walks into a bar...
Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?
The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....
My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
You have to be brave to be a bar tender
The only decisions bar tenders make...
Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender.
I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
A termite walks into a bar and says: “is the BAR TENDER here?”
This probably isn’t the first time you’ve seen this joke
After the husband refused to stretch his tender loins, his wife started placing his favorite dinner on the roof for him...
But the steaks were too high
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir.Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call a farmer that raises hens?
I tried to talk to my daughter about her chicken nuggets obsession, it didn't go well.
Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
She didn't talk to me the whole way home.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
Picking Strawberries to give away can be a fruitful endeavour! No punnet tendered.
The bar tender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."
2 termites walk into a bar and ask where is the bar tender?
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?
A termite walks into a bar
and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call people that care for chickens?
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
What are you if you take care of a chicken?
People who own chicken farms are literally chicken tenders.
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender
If you take care of chickens, you become the chicken tender
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, “hey, why the long face?”.
What do you call someone who raises chickens for a living?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
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