These would be tender after a run
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Chicken tenders
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︎ Feb 05 2021
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
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︎ Nov 11 2020
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
βIβm sorry. We donβt serve minors.β
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What is a feline bar tenders favorite drink?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Two termites walk into a barβ¦
One says is the bar tender here?
Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Now are children are older, I get to appreciate my wife, a Fun, Attentive, Tender, Caring Old Woman
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call a goalie so embarrassed that he canβt save anything?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...
For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you call a chicken who works at a bar?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
If you have a coop of egg laying cluckers...
... does that make you a chicken tender?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
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︎ Mar 03 2019
The meat in Chattanooga is not very tender, it takes a lot of....
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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︎ Oct 11 2018
You have to be brave to be a bar tender
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︎ Nov 11 2018
The only decisions bar tenders make...
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
I'm at a bar on Halloween and one of the bar tenders it's wearing a hardhat, coveralls, and goggles...
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
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︎ Nov 01 2015
A snake walks into a bar...
Bar tender goes, howβd you do that?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Tenders
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︎ Oct 19 2018
A termite walks into a bar and says: βis the BAR TENDER here?β
This probably isnβt the first time youβve seen this joke
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︎ May 29 2019
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
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︎ Dec 23 2018
After the husband refused to stretch his tender loins, his wife started placing his favorite dinner on the roof for him...
But the steaks were too high
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︎ May 17 2019
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir.Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I tried to talk to my daughter about her chicken nuggets obsession, it didn't go well.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What do you call a farmer that raises hens?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Picking Strawberries to give away can be a fruitful endeavour! No punnet tendered.
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︎ Mar 13 2015
Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
She didn't talk to me the whole way home.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
A termite walks into a bar and asks :
"Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Feb 19 2021
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
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︎ Nov 11 2019
A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Sep 04 2018
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
People who own chicken farms are literally chicken tenders.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ May 01 2018
Someone that tends to chickens is a real life chicken tender
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︎ Sep 22 2018
If you take care of chickens, you become the chicken tender
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︎ Oct 06 2018
A termite walks into a bar
and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call people that care for chickens?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, βhey, why the long face?β.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
What are you if you take care of a chicken?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
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