A list of puns related to "Slap!"
You officially hit rock bottom
Aggravated Basalt.
The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"
Theyβre hitting rock bottom...
It Hertz
Has really hit rock bottom.
I've hit rock bottom.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies βI just did some homework.β The robot slaps the son. The son then says βOkay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.β
Dad asks βWhat movie were you watching?β The son replies βFinding Nemoβ. The robot slaps the son. He then sais βOkay, okay. We were watching pornβ
Dad said βWhat?! At your age I didnβt know what porn was.β The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says βWow. He certainly is your son.β
The robot slaps the mother.
A bye five.
Youβre hitting rock bottom
Whenever the clerk at the grocery store would ask my dad if he wanted paper or plastic he would quickly respond.. "It doesn't matter I'm bisacual!"
Last week, I was out walking when i met Dwayne Johnson. That's the time I realized I had hit rock bottom
Do you hit Rock Bottom?
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