What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?

Car-go Pants

i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.

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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen

Incarnation.

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What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?

Carbonzo beans!

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What does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat-chow!!

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What religion is Lightning McQueen?

raceism

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What do you call it when lightning McQueen eats a car?

Auto-cannibalism

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What did Lightning McQueen say when he ate a nut?

Cashew

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