I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
but I ran out of gas.
“This takes me back.”
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
A lot.
Only been getting 25% off.
Beep repaired.
They are always Stalin.
Those were the Good Years.
It said bear left, so we went home.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Just look at that escargo.
It was my climb-it change.
Looks like it was a Christler
Carlos
It's a good thing she missed me.
Now it can offer a whole lot more.
It wooden go
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
You might want to crack a window
It's a Mach-E Auto.
“Ya, I’m positive.”
I said "No car-go road"
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
You should of seen her face when I drove Pasta.
Traffic jams!
A Motörhead.
They never check under the hood.
I dunno son, I prefer you use a sponge
He got tired.
But I just can't stop.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
It won't let her in.
"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."
A Honda Beat.
Its a pretty good deal
Sorry, it was an oxidant.
“This takes me back.”
It really takes me back.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
A Christler.
They’re working tirelessly to catch them
