I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
but I ran out of gas.
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
“This takes me back.”
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
It kept Stalin.
Do I need a current license?
Outtagascar
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
But people who run in front of cars get tired.
Tired
Audi, partner 🤠
... General Lee speaking.
Because they have Nokia
or they could be charged with a salt.
It goes without saying...
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
Its called a Voltswagon
Honking the horn won't make me text any faster.
He said it Hertz.
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
I named him Carson
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
Must have been an alche-mist.
Dad: How many dead people are in there?
Me: I have no idea
Dad: Hopefully all of them are.
Lame, I know, but this actually happened to me when I was 12
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
They have more of an Elon Musk.
I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow
She said. Our cars aren’t social distancing! You don’t want them to get ...CARona virus do you?
Proud moment.
It won't let her in.
Me: Iron Man dies at the end.
Carlos
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
He named his son Carson
