We shal name him Carson.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 76
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BinaryPeach
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Son born in a car named Carson. The dream Dad
๐Ÿ‘︎ 22
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jaywoah
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IntingPenguin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I guess you could say I was destined to be a dermatologist.

Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/logansworth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
The ultimate dad joke

When your baby boy is born on the way to the hospital, and you name him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mftuchman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A women gave birth in the car

Her husband named the kid Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BandyVandy9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth to our baby boy otw to the hospital...

We named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 66
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cromlorde
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Wholesome too
๐Ÿ‘︎ 13k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BanAllPineapples
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My friend was pregnant and had the baby in car on her way to the hospital

her husband named him "Carson"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Oven fired pizza.....

Howโ€™s pizza going to get a job now?

๐Ÿ‘︎ 23
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TB_II
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Our second child, a boy, was nearly born on the drive over to the hospital.

At the time we were thinking of naming him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 34
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/allanon101
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?

Unpresidented.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 1k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vetokend
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call a boy born in a car?

Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MikeyMorf
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
So, I was very nervous because while my wife was on labor in our car, going to the hospital, we still had not decided what name to give our son. We never made it to the hospital, but the incident helped us to name our son.

We named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WijoWolf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
One I heard on the Johnny Cash show: "My wife and I haven't had a single fight in our house"

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Youngblood519
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Today, my wife gave birth to my son while heading to the hospital.

We're calling him Carson, I still don't think she knows.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 17
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MyOhMyPancakes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
From Twitter:

โ€œMy friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital. The dad named the son Carson in the ultimate dad joke.โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 26
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jimitex22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I'm driving my wife to the hospital since shes in labor, Unfortunately she gives birth in the car to a baby boy.

I named him Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/turkey221
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I was rushing to the hospital because my wife was about to give birth. We didnโ€™t make it there in time and she gave birth to a boy in my car.

I decided to call him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xXAnimeAngelXx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife went into labor and gave birth inside my car.

Consequently we named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/brendenmefford
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A CarMom and a CarDad have a child what do they call him?

Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gingy1000
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My dad proved his worth the other night

We were watching the Monday Night football game between the Eagles and the Bears, and we were discussing Carson Wentz, the Eagles new quarterback. Me: "Where did he play in college again?" Dad: "From Wentz he came? North Dakota State"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/greenoranges
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth to our son in our car on the way to the hospital

I named him Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/invertedparadX
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A dad's wife gave birth in a car

He named his son Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/That_One_Kid3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife recently gave birth on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 71
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/worldstarguy69
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My Second son was born in the car on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 38
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GeorgeDubyahKush
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital

Her husband named the kid Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 59
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mala_madjija
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital

We named our child Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justcurious-serious
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth to our son in the car.

I am naming him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/amithothunk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth to our child in the car.

I named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lord_of_Virgins
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth to a baby boy in the car on the way to the hospital.

I named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 44
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BenJaquenhoft
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth my boy on the way to the hospital

His name is Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 15
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pressplaytorecord
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Wife gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital.

Named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sweatybooty1983
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Wife Had Son In Car On Way To The Hospital...

I named him Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hana-Chi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
So my wife recently gave birth to our son in the car on the way to the hospital, I think we shall name him...

Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BobRoss84
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife gave birth on the way to the hospital in the back of my car to a beautiful boy!

We named the baby Carson.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Toxic_Dolphin32
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What did the car name its son?

Carson

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The9thBitYT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.