My lesbian neighbours bought me a rolex today.

I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

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👤︎ u/the_saas_guy
📅︎ May 27 2021
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What do you call a portion of fish that lasts for 24 hours?

A Daytona.

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👤︎ u/esma3ell
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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My redneck uncle just got me.

I asked my redneck uncle if he thought all races were equal. He said nah Daytona is 500 laps and Brickyard is only 400.

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👤︎ u/LargeRob
📅︎ Sep 24 2016
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First post. Figured I should probably post a dad joke.

When I was younger, I used to play in bands. I had a Dodge Daytona at the time, but wanted to sell it to buy a van for my band. Without skipping a beat, my father looks at me straight-faced and tells me, "You don't need a band van; you have a GUITAR CAR!"

Thanks, dad.

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