All my hispanic friends love it when I say “mucho.”
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
I've noticed I have been saying "mucho" more when speaking with my Hispanic friends...
What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?
My Hispanic friend is a fireman and he named his 2 sons José and...
I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.
“‘Kay, so...” the waiter started
The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.
They call it the señor citizens’ discount.
Men are important in Hispanic countries
Because without them, there would only be panic.
What do you say to a Hispanic father around Christmas who wears polartec and served in the military?
Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?
My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.
He named one Jose and the other Hose B.
What do you call a Hispanic with a rubber toe?
Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?
A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
What do you call four hispanic people in a leaky boat?
In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?
One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.
A hispanic magician tells his audience he will vanish on the count of three...
...he counts, "uno, dos," then disappears without a tres.
Saw this somewhere online, thought it belonged here.
I met a Hispanic guy who was short on candy
My neighbor told me she's really into Hispanic guys
She just wants some Juan to love
I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.
I have a Hispanic coworker named Marco who works in the kitchen.
Today the chef asked him to prepare an order of chicken, so he said, "Marco, pollo."
What did the Hispanic fire chief names his two sons?
Did you hear about the Hispanic comedians that copied each other?
They're Juan and the same.
Did you hear about the new Hispanic Catholic locksmith?
"Llave Maria"
(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)
What do you call a Hispanic body-builder?
Cracked a hispanic/maritime dadjoke at work that nobody appreciated
If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"
(tumbleweed)
That's the thing about being Hispanic...
Hispanic family. Tonight at dinner we had beans and I accidentally spilled some on my pants. I tried to clean it off and ended up just making it a lot worse. Then my dad turns to me and says, "That's the thing about being Hispanic, you're clothes take a beaning."
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.
I’ve been saying “mucho” more when talking to my Hispanic friends.
I've being saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends.
I've been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my hispanic friends
I've recently been saying 'mucho' to my hispanic friends
I've been saying "mucho" when talking with my Hispanic friends.
I’ve been saying “mucho” more when talking to my Hispanic friends.
I’ve been saying saying Mucho more often to my Hispanic friends recently
I've been saying mucho more often when talking to my Hispanic friends.
I’ve been saying “mucho” more often while talking to my hispanic friends.
Whenever I'm around Hispanic people i only say "mucho"
What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?
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