Scandinavian Puns

A list of puns related to "Scandinavian"

Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord.

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👤︎ u/rufusjivefunk
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?

How to Save a Leif

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👤︎ u/hungytoaster
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why did the scandinavian runner leave the race early?

He couldn't finnish.

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👤︎ u/swanky_wanker69
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?

A fjordian slip

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👤︎ u/jaggedjinx
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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What do you call a scandinavian bank robbery?

An H-ice-t

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👤︎ u/taken-_-already
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you get when you cross Scandinavian landscapes with an American car company?

A fjord fusion.

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👤︎ u/Gabeeb
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?

Norvegan!

Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey

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👤︎ u/fred1840
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?

I wish I was never björn.

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👤︎ u/meme_stealing_bandit
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Scandinavian Joke of the Day

Holger was sawing wood in his backyard when he was approached by a salesman who said, “You know, you could be sawing twice as much wood if you got an electric saw.”

“Dat may be so,” said Holger, “but I don’t need twice as much wood.”

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👤︎ u/General_Hyde
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?

Snjört

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👤︎ u/PolderMeneer
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?

A Norwegi board

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👤︎ u/asaptoe
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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A Scandinavian farmer...

A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.

He called it Svede tea

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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You can’t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter “R”.

There would be No_way.

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👤︎ u/LouieNet
📅︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?

Harrison Fjord

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👤︎ u/bocabeks
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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👤︎ u/Mr-Suggs
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do Scandinavian people like to smoke?

Suede.

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👤︎ u/Overlevendeftw
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why did the vampire like eating Scandinavians?

Because he had a Swede tooth

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👤︎ u/cincinnatistuff
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Where did the Scandinavian marathon end?

At the Finnish line

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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Why can't Scandinavians cook a decent breakfast?

Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest

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👤︎ u/DvorakWarrior
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Are you the Scandinavian Airline? Cause you’ve got some SAS.
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👤︎ u/issambentaieb
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Did you hear about the Scandinavian who won the marathon?

It was a big Finnish

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👤︎ u/Gorman98
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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A Scandinavian conversation with a friend. imgur.com/lUK12ry
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👤︎ u/necromike37
📅︎ May 01 2015
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Someone said Scandinavian countries sucked

I was like Norway, dude

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👤︎ u/chelseadaggered
📅︎ Sep 08 2016
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I thought I saw Santa Claus when I pulled my Scandinavian pastry out of the oven;

turns out it was just a crisp kringle.

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👤︎ u/_Aerosaurus_
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Did you hear that they've been having trouble selling Beatles albums in some Scandinavian countries?

Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.

EDITED for geographical nomenclature.

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👤︎ u/JudithLight
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"Bjørn is the king of Israel"

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👤︎ u/randombrain
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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👤︎ u/littleguy-3
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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I'd like to go on a Scandinavian river cruise

But there's Norway I could affjord it

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👤︎ u/Para11axis
📅︎ May 21 2016
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What did the depressed Scandinavian say?

I wish I had never been Bjorn!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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What did the depressed Scandinavian man say?

I never asked to be Bjørn.

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👤︎ u/P50
📅︎ May 31 2019
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