All this mapping I gotta do, I ain’t havin Nunavut
I just concluded research mapping chimp feces ...
... the locations are marked on a scatter plot.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
Pulled this off on my friend Lmao
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
I've been searching in this map for the past hour...
And I can't seem to find country music.
What do you call a reptile with a map?
Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...
But no one believes me when I say Iran.
^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, “This is the way.”
Why couldn't the man locate the bazaar on the map?
Because he forgot to market
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...
I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!
Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if any
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"
What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?
The prophets were through the roof
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
Im trying to make a joke about cartography
I just need someone to help map it out
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!
It was a relief when I found it.
Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn't care?
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness
Is a place that stores maps called...
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...
Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
I got an email on how to read maps backwards
As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.
But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.
what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
“robin, get in the batmobile”
For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.
It's the first annual Cowtography competition.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....