All this mapping I gotta do, I ain’t havin Nunavut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandymarieblack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I just concluded research mapping chimp feces ...

... the locations are marked on a scatter plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bagels
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen

I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."

Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.

Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...

He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endmepleasehhh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Pulled this off on my friend Lmao
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolytroposJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?

He saw a Turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I've been searching in this map for the past hour...

And I can't seem to find country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotWilbury
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a reptile with a map?

A navi-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diny_Tick1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...

But no one believes me when I say Iran.

^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....

He pointed at the map and said, β€œThis is the way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why couldn't the man locate the bazaar on the map?

Because he forgot to market

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My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.

Now I know where we stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...

I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if any
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"

"Yeah, he's a legend."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?

The prophets were through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Finally
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caneson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.

It's a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Working with the raw materials I get imgur.com/BtgDLGt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaussWanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Im trying to make a joke about cartography

I just need someone to help map it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterGrayBeard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Yeah he can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriramempire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I hate google maps sometimes

It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn't care?

The Atlas Shrugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

Hi Penis, I’m Dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Is a place that stores maps called...

a wherehouse?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolutedisgrace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...

Don't open it, It's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...

"Atlas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEraser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/averagepenisman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...

He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bebelmatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]

http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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I got an email on how to read maps backwards

It turned out to be spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connornel18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.

But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whudaboutit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

β€œrobin, get in the batmobile”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoPhunlntended
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.

It's the first annual Cowtography competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBoneMKE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....

That's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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