All this mapping I gotta do, I ainβt havin Nunavut
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︎ Mar 12 2019
I just concluded research mapping chimp feces ...
... the locations are marked on a scatter plot.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
Pulled this off on my friend Lmao
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I've been searching in this map for the past hour...
And I can't seem to find country music.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call a reptile with a map?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...
But no one believes me when I say Iran.
^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, βThis is the way.β
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why couldn't the man locate the bazaar on the map?
Because he forgot to market
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. Iβd schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since weβre there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says βcoolest dad in the galaxy,β a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift Iβm thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- Iβm still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I donβt really have that βcreativeβ part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesnβt matter!
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
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︎ Jun 08 2020
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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︎ Apr 19 2020
"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"
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︎ May 08 2020
What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?
The prophets were through the roof
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Finally
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Im trying to make a joke about cartography
I just need someone to help map it out
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Yeah he can
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!
It was a relief when I found it.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn't care?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Is a place that stores maps called...
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︎ Sep 12 2019
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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︎ Dec 04 2019
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
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︎ Jun 28 2019
After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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︎ Aug 16 2019
One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery
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︎ Mar 08 2015
As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.
But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
βrobin, get in the batmobileβ
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︎ Oct 08 2019
For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.
It's the first annual Cowtography competition.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...
I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Mar 21 2018
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I got an email on how to read maps backwards
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