Road Map Puns

A list of puns related to "Road Map"

My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:

"Road Block"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jenniferwillow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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You should always take a road map and a pair of scissors in the car with you.

"Why, dad?" I stupidly ask.

"So if you're stuck in a traffic jam you can take out your map and cut up a side street"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lord21K
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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