My neighbor is stalking me by looking me up on Google and checking my social media every hour
I saw it through my telescope last night
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︎ May 02 2021
You work at google?
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︎ May 07 2021
What google application is the most supportive?
Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
You may be a dabbler in google fu.
But I'm a black belt in bingjutsu, Yahfu, YouTujutsu, and tae Qwant do.
I was taught by a legendary master named DuckDuckGoku.
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︎ May 07 2021
Google is so useless!! I have been searching for lighters...
It showed 3,654 matches instead!!!
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I think Google is broken...
I went on it the other day looking for lighters and it just came up with thousands of matches.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button
It's basically love at first site.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.
I hope youβre not in a Uri.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Google sheets
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"
But I joke other places, too.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Have you heard of the underwater google bandit?
They canβt find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
google π€ jarvis
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Google stop should also be there
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︎ Sep 05 2020
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Google slides
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
If Google released a really expensive watch
Buying one would be a Google flex
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Going to school to learn how to Google+
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︎ May 15 2020
Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Google Doctors
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Hey Google! Translate βΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?β into English.
Google: Ok... But youβre not gonna like it...
βHowya bean pop?β
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"
Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...
"Don't forget to tip your server."
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Is Google Assistant a dad?
http://i.imgur.com/KD1dxhgh.jpg
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︎ Oct 20 2016
Very funny Google play
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︎ Jan 11 2020
The moment I learned that βphα»β is actually pronounced βfuh,β I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phα» restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as βracy wordplayβ than it does βpunnyβ?)
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....
And immediately received 50,000 matches!!
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Google drive
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"
It came back: "page not found"
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I asked Google what IDK means
All Google would say is "I don't know"
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︎ Mar 02 2020
google shouldn't be trackin us like this
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I work at Google...
Ran into my dad when I was out and about with a friend. We sat down for a drink and conversation somehow turned to our respective work places. My friend says "I work at Google and there...". My dad interrupts him and legit goes "Really?! You work at Google? I Google at work!" with this stupid grin on his face.
I could hear loudly my friend's silent groan :)
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︎ Apr 21 2017
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Mar 21 2018
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
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