CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: OK! That’s what I want ...
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I detest vegetable!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, Whats App and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
CALLER: That's how mafia works!
GOOGLE: I am Google!
CALLER: That's how Google works!
GOOGLE: Argh!
Meadow: ....in life one must choose between boredom and suffering
Tony: Go to your room...
AJ: No..I'm serious...why were we born?
Carmella: We were born because of Adam and Eve...that's why!! Now go upstairs and do your math
AJ: Algebra? That's the MOST boring...
Tony: Well the other choice is suffering, you wanna start NOW?...Move your ass..!!
Who coined the term "googol," referring to the number 10^100?
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I have been watching youtube videos and was directed to a video of a guy making a googol:1 gearbox reduction in legos. Basically, from what i understood is that he attached these gears together in a way where the last gear would make 1 full rotation after the 1st gear makes 1 googol rotation. And if you wait for it to happen, well basically, by the time our galaxy is predicted to end, that last gear still wont be halfway there.. So my question is, thru this lego gear he made, what happens if he manually rotates the last gear? What are the scientific implications of doing these things?
Given that a googol is larger then the amount of atoms in the universe, can the number measure literally anything?
bonus points for comparing the result to something of relative size in the physical world.
Goku must kill 1 Googol Female Bees. That’s 1 with 100 zeros behind it. That’s more bees than there are particles in the observable universe, and each and every one of them wants to murder Son Goku.
The fight takes place in an incomprehensibly vast universe with the qualities of a standard breathable atmosphere throughout. The bees cannot starve to death, cannot die from dehydration, do not age, and cannot die from exhaustion. Goku has to personally kill each and every last one of them. Goku cannot die from any of the above, but can run out of Ki.
Can the Bees last long enough for Goku to run out of Ki and be overwhelmed? Does Goku have the patience and stamina to murder such an incomprehensibly vast ocean of Bees?
