I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Son: Hey dad, what's a palindrome

Dad: You're looking at one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtrainacomin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpaulycolini
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My teacher asked if I understand palindromes...

I said "I know them backward and forward".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Boy: What's a palindrome? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why should you never trust palindromes?

They always go back on their word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GimmickNG
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Son - β€œWhat is a palindrome?”

Dad - β€œIncorrect. Racecar is a palindrome.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I asked my dad 'What's a palindrome?'

He said 'No it's not.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChequeBook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Hey Dad, do you know any palindromes?

not a ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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My dad memorized this palindrome.

Are we not pure? β€œNo sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. β€œIt is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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I learned something very shocking today about my mom and dad

They are both palindromes 😱

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple?

Dad: No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EfficientRoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a racecar in reverse?

Racecar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripletttaylor
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My friend, Pal, is perfectly symmetrical and lives in Rome.

I call him Palindrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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So they're opening a new sports stadium in Juneau

It's going to be named after the former governor of Alaska.

Noteworthy for being symmetrical; it'll look the same if you're walking across it from either end.

They're calling it the Palindrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My friend got a Ph.D. on the History of Palindromes.

He’s now Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What's a palindrome?

No it isn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClaudioCfi86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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My Redditor friend just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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