I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.

I call him Dr. Awkward

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moc_gordy
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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I went to the doctors because I have a fear of palindromes...

The ba***rd prescribed me Xanax.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2018
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Son: Hey dad, what's a palindrome

Dad: You're looking at one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigpaulycolini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2019
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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sexxc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2020
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It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jtrainacomin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2020
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Boy: What's a palindrome? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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My teacher asked if I understand palindromes...

I said "I know them backward and forward".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2020
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Why should you never trust palindromes?

They always go back on their word.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GimmickNG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2016
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I asked my dad 'What's a palindrome?'

He said 'No it's not.'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChequeBook
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2018
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Son - β€œWhat is a palindrome?”

Dad - β€œIncorrect. Racecar is a palindrome.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2018
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Hey Dad, do you know any palindromes?

not a ton

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2018
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My dad memorized this palindrome.

Are we not pure? β€œNo sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. β€œIt is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2017
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mefingers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2019
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My friend got a Ph.D. on the History of Palindromes.

He’s now Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2019
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What's a palindrome?

No it isn't.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClaudioCfi86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2017
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My Redditor friend just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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