Google Translate Puns

A list of puns related to "Google Translate"

Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

“Howya bean pop?”

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?

Because the oignon est!

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👤︎ u/5hred
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Henry Churches is a good musician.

Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen músico.

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👤︎ u/sagbon98
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do Japanese gang members do at the spa?

They relax in the Yakuzzi.

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👤︎ u/aaaninja2
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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Je ne sais pas

I went to french immersion school when I was younger. One of my dad's favourite things to do was to ask me and my brother what "je ne sais pas" means. We would then say "I don't know". My dad would then proceed to complain "Why am I sending you to this school if you don't even know what "je ne sais pas" means?"

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👤︎ u/steven_scramkos
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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Multilingual Dad Joke

Me: So what is this stuff, anyway?

Son: Soy ice cream.

Me: Hola, Ice Cream. Soy papá.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ May 08 2015
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Where did the Gingerbread Man lose his leg?

Back in the 'Nom War

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👤︎ u/mikalshorti
📅︎ Oct 12 2012
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I pulled this one on my French roommate the other day...

He asked me how many eggs I wanted.

I said that one is enough.

He didn't get it. That made it funnier.

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👤︎ u/RawrYoFace
📅︎ Apr 13 2016
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How does Ryu signal forfeit?

He throws in his towels in dutch

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👤︎ u/Pjaskjin
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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