Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojaengi
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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"

It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobiam232
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Google search result with a dad joke

https://imgur.com/gallery/Im6oPJt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBinder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Egg puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/69_BABATUNDE_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....

And immediately received 50,000 matches!!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone

But it's a morel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingMonk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of Google search results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Feminism

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogwair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I asked my son what he wants me to get him for Christmas...

He said, "Google Glasses!"

I said, "OK, and I already know what glasses are!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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My dad's pick-up line recommendation

So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.

My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."

Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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My best friend Gavin died of heart burn

Still can't believe Gav is gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxyTax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Guys i did it! imgur.com/g2mxgg7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlinkDuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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I saw this and thought it was pretty cheesy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haklee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What's the most dangerous key on a piano?

Middle C, also known as C4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2016
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What I love about r/dadjokes is how wholesome these posts are
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Google is useless...

Google is useless- I tried searching up lighters, but it just gave me 13,756,072 matches.

Explanation- Matches refers to a substitute for a lighter, but also to the search results that Google provides :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewCarstairs
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Half a penny?

That doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WittyEnough
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2011
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How many legs does a horse have?

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+legs+does+a+horse+have > Six legs

> All horses have two legs at the back. They also have fore legs at the front. That makes it a total of six legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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The look on my wife's face was priceless.

My 5 year old stepson was sitting next to my wife on the couch, and a devious idea crossed mind. I called the boy over after a quick Googling and showed him the product of my search. He asked what it was, and I promptly told him they were boobies. I looked at the wife in time to see this amazing look of terror wash over her face. Still shocked, he says, "Hey Momma, want to see some boobies?" He grabs my tablet and shows her a picture of the most beautiful, soft looking blue footed boobies I could find. Her initial shock quickly turned to laughter and I was satisfied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusRXI09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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My 10 year old stood a few feet away from me and asked... Dad? How far away is a stud?

...my mind raced with punchlines of the β€œabout this far” variety. I tried a few on for size.

Then I realized he was looking distraught and realized I was potentially stomping on his blooming dad-joke career. So I stopped and said: β€œI don’t know son, how far?”

He still looked confused, and then I realized that he for real thought a β€œstud” was a measure of distance and this was a legit question. So I had to transition into google searching images of wall framing and what studs are. What a roller coaster of dad emotions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cid73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why does this country have so much room for cows?

  Because it's a roomy nation!

  ("Rumination" ... cows are ruminants ... bahaha)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqgibtngo
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If I was a journalist, I'd ask a lot of pro bing questions.

Like "Isn't Google the worst search engine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowingMyselfOut
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I went to the Service Station to get an Ice Cream with my two cousins and my mate...

Before I start; a golden gaytime is an ice cream that's pretty big in Australia.

So we went to the servo to get an ice cream. We were having a look when my cousin says "Hmm, I think I might have a Gaytime", to which I replied "Well when you're done just buy an ice cream and meet us at home."

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Oh Google!

Check out Google's suggestion when you search "anagram"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjCasual15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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My dad swooped in for the killing blow today

My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"

My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.

"What? Why?"

"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.

"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasabiofIP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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Co-worker got me good

I was google searching for water pipes between counties

Me: why do all of these links include something about frozen water?

Coworker: oh that's hard water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLHCv2
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I need good squid puns, help please ?

My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.

I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/packadal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2011
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I asked my neighbor where his horse went.

I also asked him who this strange vigilante was in the horse's place.

what I was referring to. https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+fly+mask&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMI_bfNyfPuxgIVgYsNCh1dFQxM

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