recursion
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👤︎ u/cuongdsgn
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Infinite recursion, and a 3 year old's escape from dad jokes

So my daughter was full last night, so I gave her the ol' "Hi Full, I'm Daddy!" for the very first time.

She paused, looked at me like I was dumb, and said "My NAME is not Full. I AM full."

"Hi Not Full, I'm Daddy!"

She paused again, and said "My NAME is not Not Full. I'm full!"

"Hi Not Not Full, I'm Daddy!"

She figures out that this could go on forever and cracks up laughing. When she finishes she looks at me with a glimmer in her eye and tells me "I feel full." She never says "I'm full" now, and always uses "I feel full."

I'm not really sure where to go from here, guys. Help?

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📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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What does a coder do when a recursion program fails to compile after several attempts?

He will re-curse it.

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📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Read a joke about recursion that was so bad I had to post it here
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👤︎ u/osm0sis
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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The real recursion joke is in the optional text.

The real recursion joke is in the title.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Got Recursively Dad-Joked

I tried to tell my dad this joke.

Me: "How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?"

Dad: "What?"

Me: "How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?"

Dad: "What?"

Me: "How do you..." and I see my dad smirking.

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👤︎ u/01hair
📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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Oh Google!

Check out Google's suggestion when you search "anagram"

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👤︎ u/JjCasual15
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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What is recursion?
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👤︎ u/Quint-V
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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