he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomie-T
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Found on google images
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerkRockerfeller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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I work at Google...

Ran into my dad when I was out and about with a friend. We sat down for a drink and conversation somehow turned to our respective work places. My friend says "I work at Google and there...". My dad interrupts him and legit goes "Really?! You work at Google? I Google at work!" with this stupid grin on his face.

I could hear loudly my friend's silent groan :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bustcratch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Dying in paint
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaLithium2476
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My 10 year old stood a few feet away from me and asked... Dad? How far away is a stud?

...my mind raced with punchlines of the β€œabout this far” variety. I tried a few on for size.

Then I realized he was looking distraught and realized I was potentially stomping on his blooming dad-joke career. So I stopped and said: β€œI don’t know son, how far?”

He still looked confused, and then I realized that he for real thought a β€œstud” was a measure of distance and this was a legit question. So I had to transition into google searching images of wall framing and what studs are. What a roller coaster of dad emotions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cid73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Son saw a Copperhead snake

Son: Dad I saw a Copperhead snake!

Wife shows son google images of sneks

Me (dad): Son, maybe you were mis-snaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coaltrain81
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I need good squid puns, help please ?

My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.

I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/packadal
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