Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..

..It ended in a Tie

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Two silkworms started a race

They ended up in a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Did you hear about the two silkworms in a race?

They ended up in a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Two silkworms were in a race...

It ended in a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Who won the silkworm race?

It ended in a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubstylerz123
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Two silkworms were in a race...

It ended up in a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StumptheTrump1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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