I've been having an affair with my wife's siamese twin.
We're doing it behind her front.
Dad: “Those siamese twins must have a great relationship.”
Me: “why’s that?”
Dad: “because they’re joined at the hip.”
A man walks into a fancy seafood restaurant with his recently deceased Siamese fighting fish and asked the chef to cook it for him
The chef told the man that he has bigger fish to fry.
My sister and I are Siamese twins
I'm quite attached to her
My dad always told me his dream was to open a store that only sold Siamese fighting fish..
And he'd name it "I'll Do You One Betta"
Goldfish are good pets, but...
Siamese fighting fish are Betta!
What do you call identical cats?
Siamese twins
Yes, I cat call. And I won't apologize for it.
I don't care if it's Tabby, Siamese, persian or even mixed breed. If I see a cat, I'm calling it over to me. And petting it too, if I can.
I asked my co-worker what he was having for dinner.
Bob: "Siamese rice." Me: "Aww, that's too bad. Is it all stuck together?"
