In some countries it's called a Zucchini in other countries it's called a Courgette....
....but my Dad always called them "Widows Delights!"
....every....fucking....time.
Followed by "Hey? Hey? Heh?...." until someone acknowledged the joke.
What does a lion, a giraffe, and an elephant wear to the beach? A...
I couldn't resist my inner dad on a friend's garden post...
http://imgur.com/DspBxfM "I don't want to kale the mood, but sadly, my tomatoes didn't ketchup to yours. I think they bean squashed. Lettuce cue cumbersome thoughts so we can build courgettes! Bury them so they carrot in the ground: tuber or not to be, that is the question!"
