I want to make a joke about a rich fruit, and so am need to choose a fruit best associated with wealth, riches having lots of money, etc..
Can any of you pun masters help me out?
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This week we will be cooking up some food-based puns. Here are some examples to get you going, but any word-play is totally cool!
First up, let's try fruits! I am "berry" excited to see what you all "pick".
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Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango
Fruit is impostor. Fruit is im-pasta. I eat pasta on side with salad. Mr fruit salad.
Fruit is sweet crewmate. Sour impostor.
Fruit kills omewrecker, what homewrecker
Fruit, knows who the imposters are has proof. Kinda sus. That's not a pun, just fact, sad fact.
I know this pun is not not Mr. fruit, still a good pun though.
Me: ( ducklord ) Tells lie
Crewmates: Stop the quap
You need to let that mango.
Appearently she just doesn't see the appeel.
He is just jealous that son of a peach.
I swear, this is the last straw, Barry!
In honor of Halloween, a couple of friends and I are going to the DC Rally this weekend dressed as the Fruit of the Loom guys.
We will be holding signs, and we need your input!
A few initial ideas:
- ORANGE you tired of all the yelling?
- CITRUS down and have a conversation
- don't be BLUEBERRY
- your demands are FRUITLESS
- PEARfect
- GRAPE (great)
- BERRY (very)
- MELON-choly
- lost that lovin' PEELin'
