Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?
I’m not sure about these debates, I’m really on the Pence
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
The police were under heavy attack of the flies
They had to call the SWAT team!
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
Why did the LGBTQ pilot refuse to fly 747s?
He said he prefers bi-planes
What time of the year is it usually fly or die for baby birds?
What’s the difference between a Fly & a Mosquito?
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
Two flies playing football on saucer. One says to the other.....
I am playing in the cup tommorow.
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
What did the fly say to the windshield?
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
My husband slapped a fly off the door and said 'Not on my watch!'
I told him "Nah, that's a door"
Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
You know the old saying “Time flies like arrows”?
Well fruit flies like bananas!
What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ?
Did you hear about the fly that landed in a soda?
It was a soft drink he’s alright.
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
What’s got peanut butter, and flies laughing hysterically over the beach?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!
Why do birds fly south for the winter
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
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