A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
What do you call a fly with no wings
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
Time flies when you're having fun
Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
Why do birds fly south ?
Cause it’s too far to walk
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
I tried to make a paper airplane fly but it wouldn't.
I realized it was stationary
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Pretty fly for a white guy
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to be pilots.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
What has questionable principles and flies?
Mike pence during tonight’s debate.
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
Time flies like an arrow, ...
..but, fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
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