What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.
Oops... sorry, wrong thread !
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︎ Feb 08 2021
i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
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︎ Mar 09 2021
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWhat are all these buttons for?β
βThey are to keep your shirt done upβ he replied.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What did the socially distanced yoga instructor say to her students
Nama stay six feet apart from people
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︎ Aug 17 2020
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
The other day my yoga instructor was drunk
It put me in quite an awkward position
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︎ May 30 2020
Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.
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︎ May 03 2020
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Why did the locksmith have a side job as a piano instructor?
He always knows the right key
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︎ Nov 08 2019
The clown and the parachute instructor
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The clown asked, βHow am I supposed to know when IβΒΒm at 300 feet?β
βThatβs a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.β
After pondering his answer, the clown asked, βWhat happens if thereβs no one there I know?β
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/the-clown-and-the-parachute-instructor/
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︎ Sep 29 2019
I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.
I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why did the guitar instructor go to prison?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
I did yoga the other day, it was so much fun when the instructor told us to leave..
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︎ May 31 2019
I was kicked out of the gym for fighting with my step aerobics instructor, but I donβt care.
She isnβt my real aerobics instructor.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.
So one day, I approached him and said,
"Jesus, show me the whey."
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︎ Jan 05 2019
In a cooking class, what do you say to your instructor when you need to the dough to make pasta?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
I don't talk to the tandem skydiving instructor any more...
because we recently had a falling out
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︎ Aug 03 2013
Two yoga instructors walk into a bar. The first one asks, "are you gonna go?"
The second answers, "namaste"
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What is the Spanish karate instructors favorite move?
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︎ Sep 26 2017
I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...
"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"
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︎ Jun 17 2017
Did you hear about the yoga instructor turned serial killer?
Her murders were pre-meditated!
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︎ Sep 30 2015
What does the karate instructor do in his free time?
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︎ Sep 03 2013
My Drivers Ed instructor felt the silence
We were taking a final in drivers ed and one of the questions was "How long does it take to fall into a stare" and the instructor said, "Wait a minute I have to go stretch" and so he walked outside so we could see him out the window and he proceeded to intentionally trip down the stairs. He walked back inside and said "That should answer that," and everyone sat their uncomfortably until he looked closer at the paper and said, "oh, I thought it asked how long does it take to fall into a stair". Needless to say there was the longest uncomfortable silence, accompanied by a faint cough in the back...
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︎ Jun 16 2015
The instructor of an IT course I took at a private college told this one.
"What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho cheese!"
This elicited a few chuckles.
"Kay...So..."
I realised I was the only one who laughed at this.
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︎ Feb 13 2014
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWow! What are all these buttons for?β
He said, βThey are used to keep your shirt closed.β
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My sewing instructor just told me that Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
My sewing instructor thinks Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said how flexible are you? I said I canβt do Fridays.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What did the yoga instructor say to his Mom she tried to leave?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I said to the gym instructor: βCan you teach me to do the splits?β He said: βHow flexible are you?β
I said: βI canβt make Tuesdaysβ
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︎ Apr 14 2018
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